(A fast moving steam train engine, hauling a boxcar and a caboose, moves out of a tunnel and heads for a curve toward a building. The engine blows its whistle and is going too fast for the curve and derails until the train destroys the dream house which ticks Cat off to knock the building over)
Cat: (ticked off) DOG! You destroy my dreamhouse!!
Dog: Sorry, Cat. (picks up a piece) How could you fit in there?
Cat: How could I--? (angrily grabs the piece from Dog) Give me that. It's a model, you nincompoop!
Dog: Sheesh, it was an accident.
Cat: (angrily mocks Dog) "It was an accident". You know what?! (cheekily grabs Dog's engine of his train and angrily throws it at the door, which breaks the engine apart when it hits the door) So was that!!!
Dog: (gasps in horror at his engine being destroyed)
Cat: (ticked off) You're always breaking my things!!
Dog: (ticked off about Cat wrecking his poor engine) You never want to have any fun!!
Cat: (stammers angrily) I never want to have fun? That is to say... You know what I wish?! I wish I wasn't attached to you!
Dog: (furiously) Yeah, I wish I wasn't attached to me either... (realizes) I mean you either!
Winslow: (opens the door) Hey, keep it down. Someone was trying to work here.
Cat: (to Winslow angrily) Butt-up, Rodent. (angrily screams at Dog for wrecking his dreamhouse) Good-night, Homewrecker!
Dog: (angrily screams at Cat for damaging his poor train engine) Good-night, train smasher!
They furiously storm off
Winslow: Ah-ah-ah! Remember, Never go to bed mad.
Act Two[]
Cat and Dog grumble angrily while violently punching the pillow before fighting over the blanket
