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The camera pans towards CatDog's house, showing CatDog standing outside with Cat holding a ball
Dog: Throw it! Come on come on come on, throw it!
Cat: Oh, are you talking to me?
Dog: Course I'm talking to you cat! Throw it!
Cat: Three, two, one... go get it Dog!
Cat throws the ball and Dog chases it. Cat laughs as Dog catches the ball
Cat: Alright, fork it over.
Dog: grrrrrr
Cat: Hey. Man, real fearsome. Cough it up! That's nice Dog. Got ya. Fetch another one!
Cat pulls the ball out of Dog's mouth and throws it again
Dog: Get ball, get ball.
A squirrel appears from behind a tree
Dog: SQUIRREL!
Dog runs faster and Cat yells. The squirrel yells and jumps into a hole in the tree. Dog jumps in after it
Cat: Tree! Tree! Treee!
Cat is pulled into the tree for a bit before Dog walks out of it. Cat's mouth is full of acorns and there are some even in his eyes. He spits them out and the squirrel comes out too. The acorns fall out of his eyes
Cat: smelling his breath Squirrel breath.
Dog: Let's get a soda. Na, na na na na!
The scene changes to the interior of CatDog's kitchen. Cat is reaching for a soda from the fridge while Dog sings a made up song
Dog: Got that soda, Cat?
Cat: I can see it, but I can't reach it.
Winslow comes out of his mouse hole
Dog: Hey Winslow!
Winslow: Hey, what do you say there CatDog?
Cat: Hey Winslow! I can't reach Dog.
Winslow: Hehe! Boy you guys work great together! I mean, I could never do that. Spending every single minute with somebody else.
Dog: What are you talking about?
Winslow: Look at the two of youse!
Cat: Over to the left.
Winslow: Hehe! I mean if one wants a soda the other gots to get a soda. You guys never get any time to do what you want cause you're always together!
Dog: But Winslow we love doing everything together! Right Cat? Cat?
Cat: Yeah yeah, everything... together...
Dog: Yeah, so anyway Winslow how've you been?
The scene fades to nighttime with CatDog in bed. Dog is listening to music while eating a bowl full of dog treats and reading a comic book, while Cat is reading a book. Cat looks up as he remember what Winslow said earlier and a echo can be heard of it
Winslow echoed: Cause you're always together...together...together...together
Cat: Hey, Dog, you know you're my best friend. But, have you ever thought that you really need some time alone? You know, just to do alone time stuff? Because, I mean...
Cat keeps on talking while the camera shows it from Dog's perspective, who can not hear Cat over his music
Cat:...and I think it's best for both of us. So, what do you think?
Dog: You say something?
Cat: Nothing important
Dog: Goodnight pal
Dog sings along to his music as Cat lays down to sleep. The shot changes to the next day with Cat waking up. He is pulled out of bed and hits his head on the floor as Dog walks away. The shot changes to Cat sitting outside the bathroom door with Dog inside the bathroom. A toilet can be heard flushing. Dog opens the door and hits Cat's head
Dog: Morning stranger.
The shot changes again to CatDog sitting at their table. Cat is reading the newspaper while Dog is eating a bowl of dog food. Cat sips his coffee and then hiccups into it
Cat: Do you mind? Hey!
Dog: Hm?
Cat: You're eating so fast... hiccup... you're eating so fast you're giving me the hiccups!
A garbage truck is shown to drive by outside. Cat is breathing into a paper bag
Dog: This always works for me Cat. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in...
Cat looks out the window and sees the garbage truck. He accidentally sucks the entire paper bag into his mouth
Cat: Garbage day! Hold on Dog, control yourself! hiccup How about a bone? Or a game of fetch?
Dog: Garbage day...
Cat: Stop! Let's talk about this!
Dog runs out of the house and chases the garbage truck
Dog: Garbage garbage garbage!
Cat yells as his body hits the road. Dog continues to chase the garbage truck. Cat crashes through cones and barriers. He hits a telephone pole and all the metal spikes on it. He grabs the end of it and is electrocuted. A motorbike drives over Cat. Cat then goes through a bowling alley and crashes into the pins. He then goes through someone's house and runs into a table and some chairs. He then goes up the stairs and through the window while yelling "My body my body my body!". The shot changes, showing the Greasers standing in a alley
Cliff: Garbage day. And only 3 minutes until cat-diggity dog.
Lube: Hehe, yeah we hate cats.
Shriek: The only thing worse than a cat is a dog who hangs around with a cat
The shot changes back to Dog still chasing the garbage truck. Cat is desperately trying to grab onto the nearby fences, however he ends up ripping the fences out
Cat: STOP STOP STOP STOP!
Cliff: Hmm? Hey I think my watch stopped
Dog runs past the Greasers while Cat accidentally hits them, making them fly up and hit their head on the pavement. The Greasers start to chase CatDog
Shriek: Get that CatDog! Let's get him!
The Greasers catch up and start beating up Cat while Dog still chases the garbage truck. Cat can be heard screeching with the Greasers barking. The garbage truck goes onto a bridge and Dog jumps into the water. When they come out the Greasers are still beating up Cat. Dog runs into a pipe which pushes the Greasers off of Cat. Dog comes out of a manhole in the road and continues to chase the garbage truck while Cat yells. The shot changes to nighttime. Dog is watching the garbage truck drive to the next town while Cat lays on the road in pain
Dog: Boy, look at that baby go. Adventure, the open road. It just doesn't get any better than this. Hey and you lost your hiccups too, huh Cat?
Cat: Lost my hiccups? That's it! I can't take another minute of this! Day in and day out, it's the same thing! Cat cries
Dog: What are you saying?
Cat: I'm saying if I can't get some time to myself to do what I want to do...
Cat lays on his back holding some white flowers. He has x's for eyes and his tongue is hanging out
Cat: Then I'm through.
Dog: He! You're so funny Cat. Okay, get up. Come on, get up. Please get up Cat, please! I'll do anything!
Cat: Did you say... anything?
The scene changes to the interior of CatDog's house
Cat: All right, ready?
CatDog walk out of a closet, except that Dog is wearing a costume that makes Cat look like a normal cat. Dog runs into a wall as he walks out of the closet
Dog: OW! Sorry.
Cat: Hmm, not bad, not too shabby at all!
Dog: Scratching himself It's really itchy! Are you sure this is what you want? Dog pokes his head out of the costume
Cat: Look Dog, if you don't want to back me up on this...
Dog: No no, I'm going, I'm going, I'm already gone. Dog goes back into the costume I promise
Cat: Hmmm, purr.
The scene changes to Cat on a cruise ship sitting on a chair with a book
Cat: Alone at last! 1,001 uses for hairballs, what a classic.
The shot changes to Cat eating dinner in the cruise ship's dining room
Cat: Ahhh, civilized dining without hiccups!
The shot changes again to Cat looking over the edge of the ship at the sunset
Cat: What a sunset! Hey Dog, take a peek at this sunset!
Dog: I'm not here!
Cat: I know you're not here, but just look at the sunset then you can resume not being here!
Dog: Oh no you don't Cat! You're being alone in this, and you can't get it with a stupid old sloppy dog hanging around. So, I'm not here. Adios, el Gato.
Cat: Alright, I'm on my own at last. Checking out this big old ocean. And without Dog...it just doesn't get any better than this...
The scene changes to the outside of CatDog's home. The grass has turned brown. A taxi drives up to the house and Cat gets out of it. The taxi can be heard driving off the side of the cliff
Cat: Home sweet home. Cat picks up Dog's ball The fetch ball.
The shot changes and Cat is looking at Dog's empty food bowl. He sighs sadly. He is then shown sitting on the couch. He imagines Dog
Cat: Oh, Dog, Dog Dog!
A door slams and Winslow jumps up onto the couch
Winslow: Sheesh, who died?
Cat: Nobody, I'm enjoying me, all alone with me. Hey, you wanna play fetch?
Winslow: What are you, nuts? Eh, it's total dullsville around here without Dog. See ya.
Winslow goes back into his mouse hole
Cat: See you.
A garbage truck stops outside CatDog's house. Cat goes into the costume and Dog can be seen inside listening to music
Dog: Hi Cat.
Cat: Hi Dog.
Cat & Dog: So uh, how are things?
Cat & Dog: Hehehe
Dog: I got your postcard!
Cat: You did?
Dog, reading the postcard: Dear Dog, wish you were here, Cat.
Cat: I meant every word. Hey, Mr. Garbage trucks out there.
Dog: I know, but you really need more time alone.
Cat: Sure sure but...
Dog: No I quit that whole garbage thing... for you.
Cat: crying Look Dog, just do me a favor and chase the truck!
Dog: But you said-
Cat: I said a lot of crazy things and I was... wrong! So please I'm begging you just chase the truck!
Dog: But why would you-
Cat: Because I miss you... chasing the truck I mean.
Dog: Oh... you miss me... chasing the truck you mean. Hey Cat?
Cat: Mmhmm?
Dog: I missed you too
Cat & Dog: Hehehehe! It just doesn't get any better than this!
Dog sprints out of the costume and chases the garbage truck while shouting "garbage garbage garbage garbage!" The Greasers start to chase CatDog
Shriek: CatDog!
The Greasers bark as CatDog run off screen
End of episode