Cat Diggety Dog is a song from the episode Cat Diggety Dog. It is sung by CatDog.
Lyrics
Crowd: (chanting) CatDog! CatDog! CatDog!
Cat: Now remember, Dog, follow my lead. When I say cat diggety dog, you say cat diggety...
Dog: Okay!
*instrumental starts playing*
Dog: Cat diggety dog.
Cat: Cat diggety dog.
Dog: Dog diggety cat.
Cat: Dog diggety cat.
Dog: He wants to do this.
Cat: I wanna do this.
Dog: I gotta do that.
Cat: Teriffic!
CatDog: How could it get, how could it get, how could it get any better than this?
Cat: I can't imagine.
Dog: Two in one brothers!
Cat: Two in one brothers!
Dog: We never fight!
Cat: We never fight!
Dog: Except when we yell and scream!
Cat: Dog, will you watch?
Dog: When we scratch and bite!
Cat: How could it get, how could it get, how could it get any wetter than this?
Dog: Can I get you a towel?
Cat: Never mind.
Dog: We're salt and pepper.
Cat: We're salt and pepper.
Dog: We're bacon and eggs.
Cat: That's scrambled eggs!
Dog: My legs are his arms!
Cat: His legs are my arms!
Dog: My arms are his legs!
Cat: My body, my body, my body!
Dog: I will gotta eat trash.
Cat: He has to eat trash.
Dog: He's gotta eat well.
Cat: I try to eat well.
Dog: I eat til I'm full.
Cat: He eats til I'm sick.
Dog: And, boy, do I smell. Whoo! Hi-ho diggety!
Cat: No-ho diggety.
Dog: When day is done!
Cat: Please say it's done.
Dog: You know, two heads.
Cat: What about two heads?
Dog: Are more than one!
Cat: Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Dog: Cat's face doesn't get, his face doesn't get, his face doesn't get any redder than this!
Cat: Oh-ho-ho, that's funny. That's those are not the right words.
CatDog: It just doesn't get, it just doesn't get, it just doesn't get any better than this!
Crowd: (chanting) CatDog! CatDog! CatDog!